Theatre Joke - Light Bulbs
Q: How many theatre critics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them - 1 to be highly critical of the design elements, 1 to express contempt for the glow of the lamp, 1 to lambast the interpretation of wattage used, 1 to critique the performance of the bulb itself, 1 to recall superb light bulbs of past seasons and lament how this one fails to measure up, and all to join in the refrain reflecting on how they could build a better light bulb in their sleep.
Q: How many audience members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it, one child to cry and another to say, "ROSE, HE'S CHANGING THE LIGHT BULB."
Q: How many interns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because you'll have to do it again anyway.
Q: How many stage managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's on my list...It's on my list...
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Doesn't the stage manager do that?
Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: NONE! there isn't enough money in the budget.